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1988-12-20
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Here's some totally inoffensive jokes for the kiddies!
(Little bleeders!)
Q. What fish swims at 100mph?
A. A Motor-pike!!
Q. What keeps a lamb warm in winter?
A. Central bleating!! (Alternative Answer:An oven on gas
mark 5!!)
Q. Wot do you call a train load of toffee?
A. A chew-chew train!!
Q. Why are flowers lazy?
A. They're always in bed! (Hoff hoff)
Q. What do you call a cowboy with no money?
A Skint Eastwood!! (Hoot - parp!)
Q. Whats green and noisy?
A. A frog with a drumkit! (I hate these type of jokes)
OK,thats enough of this crap! L.M.B>>>>